An Idiot Abroad (TV Series)

Whale Watching (2011)

Marty Raney: Talent, Guide, Musician

Quotes 

• Talent : I wrote this song, you ready? It goes like this.

  Talent : [strumming his guitar]  I really caribou you. I'm a loon when you're a whale. It's hard for me to bear, 'cuz I love you so dear. I really caribou you. You're salmon special to me.

• Talent : Anything up there that moves or smells is food to the polar bear. Anything.

  Karl Pilkington - Presenter : They actually dig you out?

  Talent : If you're in a shelter, yeah. They dig you right out of there.

  Karl Pilkington - Presenter : Maybe that's why not many people stay in igloos now, isn't it? I mean, that's like a fridge full of food.

• Talent : You alright?

  Karl Pilkington - Presenter : [exhausted]  Yeah. You're using all me breath up. You keep saying, "you alright," I've got to say yeah, then I use my breath up.

  Talent : Okay. You sure?