The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Good Guy Fluctuation (2011)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[last line of the episode, after Sheldon scares Leonard, who just found out that Priya cheated on him]
Sheldon Cooper : Bazinga, punk! Now we're even!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [off screen] Who is it?
Sheldon Cooper : It's me, Sheldon, Mrs. Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, that's not my mom, that's Bernadette.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? That's unsettling.
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, the walls are dripping blood, which looks nothing like a phenolphthalein indicator exposed to a sodium carbonate solution.
[reading red paint on the wall]
Sheldon Cooper : "See you in hell Sheldon..." The most frightful thing about that is the missing comma!
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Sheldon Cooper : You're a better man than I, Howard Wolowitz. You put 'er there, you son of a gun!
[holds out his hand]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, whatever.
[they shake hands, Howard gets the electric shock, and faints]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh my God, Howard! What did you do?
Sheldon Cooper : [panics] It was a harmless Halloween prank... Look...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard has a heart condition! You know that!
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I thought he made that up! Isn't hypochondria common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is adrenaline... we're gonna have to inject it into his heart.
Sheldon Cooper : We are?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You are! I'm not strong enough to get it through his chest plate, and we've only got one shot!
[gives the needle to Sheldon]
Sheldon Cooper : Oh no! I can't!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hurry! We're running out of time!
Sheldon Cooper : Okay...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Just do it!
Sheldon Cooper : Oh God! One... two... three...
[sticks a "needle" in Howard's chest]
Howard Wolowitz : [opens his eyes undramatically, revealing that he was just acting] Trick or treat, bubbeleh.
Sheldon Cooper : [while Howard and Bernadette laughs] What? No! You mean all this was just a ruse? Oh, how could I be so STU-U-U-U...
[touches his head with the electronic device and falls down again]
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[Sheldon is working on an electric device he plans to trick Howard with]
Sheldon Cooper : Hello, Howard. I've realized that you scaring me was all in just. Now, allow me to say... "Good job."
[he shakes hands with himself. He thereby touches the electric device and gets an electric shock, falling down towards the floor]
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Sheldon Cooper : Some ghostly moans, rattling of chains and a witch's cackle, the trifecta of haunted house cliches. Instead of "eek", I say "yawn".
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Sheldon Cooper : [after trying to scare Raj] I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on, Cooper, you're better than this.
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Howard Wolowitz : Come on. Admit it, we got you, Sheldon!
Sheldon Cooper : Please! Fright depends on an element of surprise. The simple fact is, because I am much smarter than you and able to anticipate your actions...
[Leonard comes up behind him in a mask]
Sheldon Cooper : ...it is highly unlikely that you two rubes could ever surprise me.
Raj Koothrappali : He's probably right.
Howard Wolowitz : We can't beat him. He's just too smart.
Sheldon Cooper : [satisfied] Gentlemen.
[turns around, sees Leonard in his mask, screams and faints down on the floor]
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Sheldon Cooper : You guys forget, I'm from Texas, where we know how to settle a score. Don't ask me, ask Mexico.
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Sheldon Cooper : The German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men.
Leonard Hofstadter : That actually does help.
Sheldon Cooper : It's worth noting that he died of syphilis.
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Sheldon Cooper : [revising a physics equation on his white board] And reverse the spin on the antiproton and gamma becomes alpha, multiplied by a matrix of negative i comma zero, and there we have it: conclusive proof that I am absolutely worthless after 9 o'clock.