Holliston (TV Series)
Candyman: Part 1 (2012)
Nick Ballard: Kevin
Quotes
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Kevin : Any luck finding an apartment yet?
Corri : We might have actually found one but the asking price is a little high. Hopefully we find one soon though because living with my parents is...
[Realizing Kevin is too distracted by his phone to possibly be listening to her]
Corri : ... getting out of hand. You know, with all of the drugs. And the sex swings. And the dog fighting in the basement. Which is where I think you got me pregnant. We're gonna have a baby. Surprise! You're a father! Wooo! Kevin? Kevin?
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Kevin : Stop being emotional. Your period will be over in a few days.
Corri : I am breaking up with you!
[Slaps his hand away]
Kevin : Ow! Corri, every nurse wants to marry a doctor. Wasn't that the whole point in going to "nursing school'?
Corri : Actually it was to learn anatomy so that I'd know an asshole when I saw one. Apparently I failed.
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Laura : Woah, you got served!
Kevin : Oooh!
Laura : No, actually... How about THEM apples?
Kevin : Ahhh!
Laura : No, actually... You got served!
Kevin : Oooohhh!
Laura : [Aside to Corri] Why don't we like Kevin any more?
Corri : Kevin who?
Laura : Oh, man, his name wasn't "Kevin"? Who's the idiot?
[Raises her hand]
Laura : Right here.