Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
End of the World (2011)
Chris Pratt: Andy Dwyer
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Quotes
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Andy Dwyer : [at the Grand Canyon] Where are the faces... of the Presidents?
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Bank teller : [counting out money] Eight hundred, nine hundred, one thousand.
April Ludgate : And how much is left in the bank account?
Bank teller : Eighteen dollars and four cents.
Andy Dwyer : Woah, still a lot left over.
April Ludgate : Okay. You wanted to hold a thousand dollars cash in your hands...
[hands money to Andy and snaps fingers]
Andy Dwyer : ...That's super disappointing.
Bank teller : [counting out singles] ... Nine hundred ninety eight, nine hundred ninety night, one thousand.
Andy Dwyer : Yes! Now *this* is what I imagined!
[laughs]
Andy Dwyer : Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire *life*?
Bank teller : I just handed it to you.
Andy Dwyer : Nickels. I want nickles. A billion nickles!
April Ludgate : No, Andy...
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Andy Dwyer : Thank you so much. I never would've ever done this without you. Thank you.
[Andy pulls April into him and kisses her on the forehead]