The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Isolation Permutation (2011)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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Quotes 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Look at this brain.

  Penny : [Turning away]  I don't really want to.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : This is us. Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere. Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere. And where's Amy? She's right here. The sad little tumor no-one wants to go dress shopping with.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, you're not a tumor. Penny, tell her she's not a tumor, huh.

  [Penny vomits into a waste basket] 

• [first lines] 

  Penny : Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering]  Girlfriends, I have the answer to our dress problems.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Twelve years ago, my cousin, Irene, and her entire family died in a horrific carbon monoxide accident the night before her wedding.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's horrible!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes and no. All those bridesmaids dresses remain unused and available to us for free. So it seems that cloud of odorless deadly gas had a silver lining after all. Check it out; still in the bags - the gowns, not the bridesmaids.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know; dead people's dresses?

  Penny : Yeah, and cap sleeves? Uh-unn...

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, we're really sorry.

  Penny : Yeah, we feel awful.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't. I'll be okay. You're not the first girls I thought were friends with me who ended up shunning me. It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school and that semester abroad in Norway all over again.