Quotes
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Selina Meyer : Dan, did your boyfriend know anything about this?
Dan Egan : I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence.
Selina Meyer : That's like trying to use a croissant as a fuckin' dildo.
Dan Egan : I thought...
Selina Meyer : [interrupts] No no no, let me be more clear. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS! Get out of my office.
[trips on papers on the floor]
Selina Meyer : GARY!
Gary Walsh : Yes ma'am, yes ma'am!
Selina Meyer : I need something!
Gary Walsh : Okay, is there something specific?
Selina Meyer : I don't fucking know, I just need something!