The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition (2011)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Sheldon Cooper : I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm listening.

  Sheldon Cooper : With the understanding that nothing changes, whatsoever. Physical or otherwise. I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Interesting. Now, try it without the quadruple negative.

  Sheldon Cooper : You're being impossible.

  [Amy leans over to Stuart] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi, Stuart!

  Sheldon Cooper : Fine!

  [Amy leans back to Sheldon again] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy... Will you be my girlfriend?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, that's enough of that.

• Stuart : Need help finding anything you like?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, a comic book without a woman whose bosom could be used as a flotation device.

  Stuart : Sorry, people who come here like big boobs. Some of them have big boobs.

• Sheldon Cooper : I got a splinter.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What do you want me to do about it?

  Sheldon Cooper : Relationship agreement, section 4: Boo-boos and ouchies. You have to take care of it.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I should have gotten a lawyer.

• [Sheldon joins Amy and Stuart on their date] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, what are you doing here?

  Sheldon Cooper : The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater with a character like Stuart is repellent. No offence Stuart.

  Stuart : None taken. Though repellent's kind of a, kind of a strong word.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : How did you get into my apartment?

  Sheldon Cooper : Is this the kind of nagging I'm going to expect now that you're my girlfriend?

• Sheldon Cooper : So, what do you think of new comic book night? Magic, right?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I'm disappointed in you. Sure, a genius such as yourself is allowed his vices. I can understand frequenting an opium den or hunting your fellow men for sport, but this? Lame-o.

  Sheldon Cooper : A. comic books are storytelling through the use of sequential art, a medium that has existed for 17,000 years back to the cave art of Lascaux; and B. you play the harp, like that's cool.

• Penny : Looks like we killed the bottle.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I only had half a glass.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I didn't drink any.

  Penny : Don't judge me.

• Sheldon Cooper : I present to you the Relationship Agreement. A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages, enumerates, iterates, and codifies the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper, here and after known as the boyfriend, and Amy Farrah Fowler, here and after known as the girlfriend.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's so romantic.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : [reading Sheldon's relationship agreement]  Section 5: Hand-holding. Hand-holding is only allowed under the following circumstances. A: Either party is in danger of falling off a cliff, precipice, or ledge. B: Either party is deserving of a hearty handshake after winning a Nobel prize. C: Moral support during flu shots.

• Stuart : So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.

  Stuart : Oh, you're welcome.

  Sheldon Cooper : [Knocking from inside Amy's apartment]  Amy! Amy! Amy! Let's wrap things up out there!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Umm... Good night Stuart!

  Stuart : Good night!

  [They hug] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Take a hint Stuart, the lady said good night!

• Sheldon Cooper : I got a splinter.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : What do you want me to do about it?

  Sheldon Cooper : Relationship Agreement Section 4: Boo-Boos and Ouchies. You have to take care of it.