The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition (2011)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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[Sheldon knocks on Penny's door]
Penny : Who do we love?
Sheldon Cooper : Penny!
[knocks again]
Penny : Who do we love?
Sheldon Cooper : Penny!
[knocks again]
Penny : Who do we love?
Sheldon Cooper : Penny!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [to Amy] What are you gonna do, doesn't he know you have a boyfriend?
Penny : Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend. She has a Sheldon.
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Penny : Alright, honey, let me tell you a story. There was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt. Eventually he started going out with someone else, and I always regretted it. Do you see where I'm going with this?
Sheldon Cooper : I believe I do.
Penny : Mhm.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm the guy.
Penny : You're not the guy.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you sure? That would explain so much. Your constant presence in my apartment, the baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me, the way you call me sweetie all the time...
Penny : I call everyone sweetie.
Sheldon Cooper : You tramp.
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Penny : Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is... strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.
Sheldon Cooper : Strap on a pair? Uh, of what? Skates?
Penny : Oh, sweetie, you're so not the guy.
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Penny : What's up?
Sheldon Cooper : I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me.
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Penny : Oh god, are you trying to make Amy jealous?
Sheldon Cooper : No! Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart, and whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight?
Penny : Ok, listen to me, playing games is not gonna help get Amy back.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm not trying to get her back! But out of curiosity, what is a way?
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Penny : Amy, you little vixen! Look who's been working it under all those layers of wool and polyester.
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Penny : Looks like we killed the bottle.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I only had half a glass.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I didn't drink any.
Penny : Don't judge me.
