The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition (2011)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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Quotes 

• Stuart : Leonard, what's the deal with Sheldon's friend Amy? Are they a couple?

  Leonard Hofstadter : A couple of weirdos. Why?

  Howard Wolowitz : You interested in Amy?

  Stuart : Well, she didn't look through me with soul-sucking ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. I like that in a woman.

• Stuart : Need help finding anything you like?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah, a comic book without a woman whose bosom could be used as a flotation device.

  Stuart : Sorry, people who come here like big boobs. Some of them have big boobs.

• [Sheldon joins Amy and Stuart on their date] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, what are you doing here?

  Sheldon Cooper : The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater with a character like Stuart is repellent. No offence Stuart.

  Stuart : None taken. Though repellent's kind of a, kind of a strong word.

• Raj Koothrappali : Stuart, help us settle an argument. Who would win in a fight, Billy the Kid or the White Wizard?

  Stuart : I could tell you, but then I would be depriving you of the joy of finding out yourselves at the magical, rootin'-tootin' low price of $24.99.

  Raj Koothrappali : I'll buy one.

  Howard Wolowitz : Make that two.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I hate you both and myself. Make it three.

  Stuart : [Walking to resgister]  Like shooting nerds in a barrel.

• Stuart : So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.

  Stuart : Oh, you're welcome.

  Sheldon Cooper : [Knocking from inside Amy's apartment]  Amy! Amy! Amy! Let's wrap things up out there!

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Umm... Good night Stuart!

  Stuart : Good night!

  [They hug] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Take a hint Stuart, the lady said good night!