- Mrs. California: All right, well, it's really nice to meet you, Bryan.
- Ryan Howard: Uh, it's actually Ryan.
- Mrs. California: Oh, Ryan.
- Ryan Howard: [in the "confessional"] Bitch...
- Darryl Philbin: [working out at Dwight's new gym] Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? Five days a week. I figure I'll start slow.
- Dwight Schrute: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings? I want you to bring that same buffalo wing passion to this gym! I'm gonna make you look like LeBron James!
- Darryl Philbin: It's LeJon Brames.
- Dwight Schrute: That's what I said.
- Dwight Schrute: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity, and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.
- Toby Flenderson: Did you bring your passport with you?
- Mrs. California: Who walks around with their passport?
- Toby Flenderson: Well, I do. Always ready for adventure.
- Mrs. California: Have you had any?
- Toby Flenderson: No.
- Jim Halpert: No, I don't think we should be trying to make this place seem unpleasant. I think we should let this place jsut crush her spirit by itself. I mean, it knows what it's doing.
- Darryl Philbin: I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black president. I never realized how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really really gay president or a supermodel president.
- Darryl Philbin: Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? Five days a week. I figure I'll start slow.
- Dwight Schrute: Is that the same philosophy you apply to Buffalo wings?