Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Citizen Knope (2011)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
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Quotes
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Ann Perkins : Leslie wishes she could be here herself to give you these presents, but she's suspended. Oh, and also, she said they're not from her, they're from Santa Claus.
Andy Dwyer : Can I go first?
[to camera; shows his framed gold record]
Andy Dwyer : Mouserat: Certified gold! Over 100 copies sold in Pawnee! I need a picture of me holding this so I can frame it.
Donna Meagle : Personalized leopard-printed robe, pink feather cuffs, and on the back in rhinestones,
[turns around]
Donna Meagle : "You Can Get It!"
Tom Haverford : "I know you're sad you couldn't get tickets to the Watch the Throne tour, so I got you a watch and a tiny throne instead." And check it out, she even took out the dumb clock part and put this in:
[shows text that says...]
Tom Haverford : "Baller Time!"
April Ludgate : [Holds up painting of her and the Black Eyed Peas' decapitated heads, with a shirtless Andy nearby] These are the Black Eyed Peas, and I finally killed them. It's a Christmas miracle.
Ron Swanson : Every year, I give Leslie the same present I give everyone: a crisp 20 dollar bill. And every year, she gets me something thoughtful and personal. It makes me furious. This year, she outdid herself.
[Presses a clicker that closes both of his office doors at once]
Ron Swanson : She had it installed over the weekend. It's so...
[starts crying]
Ron Swanson : it's so beautiful.