"The Office" Christmas Wishes (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

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Quotes 

  • Andy Bernard : Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.

  • Andy Bernard : My ex is meeting my sex. Which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your penis. That's just part of it.

  • Andy Bernard : Meredith, shut your drunk hole right now.

  • Robert California : [Being embraced by Kevin]  I feel like a kitten being cradled by a gorilla.

    Kevin Malone : Yeah.

    Robert California : It's been 10 days since I had sexual intercourse.

    [Kevin starts to let go as Robert holds on tighter] 

    Andy Bernard : Well, you came to the right place!

  • Andy Bernard : [deleted scene]  Ryan, for your holiday wish, you wanted ten sick days.

    Ryan Howard : I'd be satisfied with eight.

    Andy Bernard : Well, I did you one better.

    Ryan Howard : Nine?

    Andy Bernard : I got you health insurance.

    Ryan Howard : Oh, neat.

    Andy Bernard : Yeah. Right? But with great perks come great responsibilities, so I'm going to be expecting a lot more from you. No more zoning out in your office.

    Ryan Howard : Oh, great.

    Andy Bernard : Yes!

  • Andy Bernard : [deleted scene]  For the past month, I have been collecting wishes from everyone in the office and I intend to make good on every single one of them. Now look, I may not have a great laugh like Santa or a flying sled. But I'll tell you what I do have. A Prius, a heart of freaking gold and an American Express Green Card.

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