- Dr. Chi Park: Have you ever paid for sex?
- Dr. Chris Taub: Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex
- Dr. Chris Taub: Give the band guy a call.
- Dr. Chi Park: I'm not that good at guitar.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Or flirting, or small talk.
- Dr. Chi Park: I'm not as pretty as Adams, I have stuffy clothes and I hate my hair.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Adams works eighty hours a week fixing bunions on hobos because she *can't* face getting to know someone new. Trust me, you find a boyfriend, she'll be the jealous one.
- Dr. Robert Chase: See tomorrow.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Do you... going get a drink?
- Dr. Robert Chase: To annoy Park or to prove House is wrong?