Shining Time Station: Second Chances (1995 TV Movie)
Brian Edward O'Connor: Schemer
Quotes
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Stacy Jones : [Upon hearing the news of the Scooters winning another game] Oh, this is so wonderful! I'm gonna get us all a treat to celebrate!
J.B. King Esquire : Not so fast, they still have to defeat one more team.
Schemer : One more team? One more team? Bring 'em on! We'll wipe the field with them! I'm telling you, we are so good right now, we could beat ourselves.
[the Scooters cheer]
Schemer : So, so, who is this, this, this chump of a team that we are going to defeat?
Midge Smoot : The Snarlyville Slashers.
Schemer : Oh, the Snarlyville...
[suddenly shocked and panicky]
Schemer : Snarlyville? The Snarlyville Slashers?
Felix Perez : Just take it easy, Schener. Take it easy.
Midge Smoot : They're just a team.
Ginny : They're not any better than you.
Schemer : [regaining composure] Yes, that's true, though. Yes. Yes. They're not any better than me. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make so many runs around them we're gonna get dizzy, that'w what we're gonna do!
[Sledgebolt walks up behind him]
Schemer : You know what we're gonna do...?
Sledgeholt : You're gonna what?
Schemer : [petrified] It's... it's... It's Luke... It's Luke...
[Sledgebolt turns to show his name on the back of his jersey]
Schemer : Sledgebolt! The big, big, big, big coach of the Snarlyville Slashers. You know what we're gonna do?
[Walks over to a bench]
Schemer : We're gonnafind ourselves a bench.
[kisses the bench, then sits on it in a fetal position]
Schemer : Good bench. Then, we're gonna sit on this bench in a little tiny ball, rolled up, until Halloween. Goodbye!