David Rossi: I have to take a leak.
Elias Voit: Too bad.
David Rossi: You're gonna let me piss my pants?
Elias Voit: Should've worn your Depends before you came into my house.
David Rossi: Will you cut the old man shit? It's condescending.
Elias Voit: Good.'Cause I got to tell you, when Sydney told me that you were in the house, I was expecting David Rossi, the legend. But what I got was David Rossi, the AARP member. I was hoping for a challenge. Barely even raised my pulse.
David Rossi: Well, I can wiggle out of my pants. Here we go. Hey. Hey!
Elias Voit: What? You're not pissing in your own car.
David Rossi: Apparently, I don't have a choice.
Elias Voit: Yes, you do. You can wait until I unload your car and got a new one.
David Rossi: Oh, good luck with that. The smell is gonna be awful. Does urine have DNA? Oh, wait. I'm so old.I can't remember.
Elias Voit: Fine, fine, fine.