Fri, Feb 2, 2018
DM Murph briefly talks about the setting for the campaign, then joins Emily, Jake, and Caldwell to chat about their characters! Get to know Moonshine Cybin -- a backwoods elf druid who had to leave her home, the ol' crick, cuz "something ain't right." Marvel at the athletic prowess of Hardwon Surefoot -- a human fighter raised by dwarves in a dwarphanage. Tussle the hair of Beverly Toegold the Fifth -- a halfling boy scout and member of the Green Teens Junior Paladin Association!
Thu, Feb 15, 2018
The party deals with the aftermath of their brutal bar fight with the barbarians, then heads off into the swamp to save the Green Teens. Beverly tries to salvage the Jamboreen, Hardwon is increasingly annoyed by the antics of Scoutmaster Denny ("a craven man"), Moonshine falls in love with another druid, and PawPaw hates his leash.
Thu, Mar 1, 2018
The almost-heroes come face-to-face with the Bullywug king himself, then find themselves trailing an even greater enemy! Hardwon bravely runs away ("because it's smart and not because it's cowardly"), Moonshine gets her stealth on ("like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment"), and Beverly attempts to channel Steve Irwin.
Thu, Mar 8, 2018
Can the almost-heroes (aka the "band of boobs") save the Green Teens before they're ritualistically sacrificed? ...Maybe! The party splits up to sneak into the keep and finds a creepy scene. Beverly lets Moonshine call the shots after a series of bad decisions and Hardwon finally climbs something successfully.
Thu, Mar 29, 2018
The party faces the Cracked Tooth Clan in a battle for the fate of Moonstone! Hardwon goes head to head with the barbarian leader in a duel of catchphrases, Moonshine uses her druidic powers to turn her fiddle into a terrifying weapon, Beverly suffers several concussions, and PawPaw races to find back up.
Thu, Apr 5, 2018
The party ties up some loose ends in Moonstone, then travels to the magical city of Ezry in hopes of identifying their cursed sword. Beverly earns the nickname "Bubble Boy," Hardwon tastes his first cheeseburger slider, and Moonshine uses her crick charm to enlist the help of a bounty hunter. Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) joins us for three episodes, starting here! (There won't be shout outs at the end of the show this week because we're traveling and scheduled the show ahead of time. Shout outs will resume by Ep. 11 and we'll include the ones we missed the past couple weeks!)
Thu, Apr 12, 2018
The party attempts to infiltrate the seedy underbelly of Ezry to track down Skullis -- a notorious R. Cane dealer and killer of Stunkbug's brother. Hardwon becomes a prize fighter, Moonshine is hellbent on stealing a little blue hat, Beverly becomes a valet, and Stunkbug comes face to face with his nemesis, who is much different than he remembers. Adam Conover joins us!
Thu, Apr 19, 2018
It's the finale of our Ezry adventure with Adam Conover! The party brings Skullis back to Stunkbug's posh one bedroom apartment and interrogates him to a soundtrack of light jazz. Moonshine uses an improvised tire swing to thwart a foe, Hardwon flexes his diplomacy muscles, Beverly has a no good, very bad day, and Stunkbug comes face to face with a living nightmare.
Thu, Apr 26, 2018
The party picks up a new ally...literally. Nathan Yaffe (Drawfee/CollegeHumor) joins the Band of Boobs on a quest to track down a mythical being that could hold the answers to their burning questions: Who are Hardwon's parents? What's amiss at the Crick? And when will Beverly finally grow chest hair?
Thu, May 3, 2018
Beverly is badly injured after his fall, so his scoutmasters hustle to get him home to Galaderon. Hardwon competes with a new rival for Bev's affection, Moonshine tracks down someone she thinks to be the legendary Thiala, and Beverly comes face to face with his greatest fear: his dad.
Wed, May 9, 2018
The party heads to Galaderon Castle to meet the boy king and defend Beverly's dad, who is peeved as ever. Moonshine dusts off her Crick lawyering skills, Hardwon learns more about his mysterious past, and Beverly goes all out to save his family. Listen to the end of the episode for a PATREON SAMPLE of our new after-show: Short Rest!
Thu, May 31, 2018
It's the morning of the execution brunch, and Bev's dad's life hangs in the balance! Can the Band of Boobs bust him out in time? ...Maybe! Hardwon pumps tunes in his new drilldozer, Moonshine goes ape sh*t, and Beverly makes some questionable decisions involving explosives. It's our most metal episode yet!
Thu, Jun 7, 2018
The party faces off against the White Rose of Galaderon -- Galad Rosell! Can the Band of Boobs defeat one of the greatest swordsman in all of Bahumia? Bev calls upon the power of his big buff Santa Claus god, Moonshine discovers the true power of Rosaline, and Hardwon makes an impossible choice.
Wed, Jul 4, 2018
The party gets a warm welcome at the Crick, but somethin's still amiss! Moonshine plays host and shows off her stump, Beverly has a hard time relating to Crick youngins, and Hardwon risks it all on his wood block playing skills. MeMaw reveals a plan that could help the Band of Boobs beat Maribelle.
Thu, Aug 30, 2018
The Band of Boobs say goodbye to the Crick and head off for a relaxing getaway -- but is their vacation doomed from the start? Hardwon pulls off some sick tricks, Beverly beefs it big time, and Moonshine tries to get laid. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!
Thu, Sep 13, 2018
The Band of Boobs meets a powerful new foe and attempts to escape Smuggler's Bounty with their lives! Moonshine pulls off some Nightcrawler-esque shenanigans, Beverly goes smite for smite, and Hardwon rocks a new pair of skinny jeans. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!
Thu, Sep 27, 2018
After escaping Smuggler's Bounty, the Band of Boobs receive an urgent message from their old friend Tonathan and leap into action! Moonshine discovers her primal side, Beverly's voice changes, and Hardwon learns a horrifying truth about his ex. Nathan Yaffe joins us once again as Tonathan Tinkle!