The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Shiny Trinket Maneuver (2012)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : Is this how you're going to entertain children, by lying to them?

  Howard Wolowitz : How is this lying?

  Sheldon Cooper : A magic show is an inherently deceitful proposition. "This is an ordinary tophat." "You've chosen that card freely." "I do not have a set of lock picks lodged in my keister."

  Raj Koothrappali : Can't you just enjoy the wonder, Sheldon? Why must you peek behind the curtain, or up the butt?

• Howard Wolowitz : Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but I watched you dangle your hook for years. Do not throw her back.

  Howard Wolowitz : I don't want to, but this is kind of a deal breaker.

  Raj Koothrappali : What will your mom say if you call off the wedding?

  Howard Wolowitz : Heh, it'll kill her. If I don't give her grandchildren, that'll kill her too. So either way on the Mom front, I'm golden.