- [Ben is sitting in the living room when a three legged dog walks in]
- Ben Wyatt: Hi.
- April Ludgate: Champion?
- Andy Dwyer: Champion! Oh my gosh, there you are, puppy! That's a good boy!
- Ben Wyatt: That is a three legged dog.
- Andy Dwyer: His name is Champion, ecause he is the dog world champion.
- Ben Wyatt: Okay, I have to ask this, I'm sorry, but how many legs did that dog have when you found him?
- Andy Dwyer: Three! That's what makes him the best. He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four.
- April Ludgate: Except for digging. He's really bad at digging.
- Leslie Knope: This is a huge job. This is going to require a lot of late-night one-on-one jam sessions with me, and we're gonna bounce ideas off of each other, and you're gonna have to take calls for me, any time, day or night.