- Barry Allen: Electrician's unusual.
- Iris West-Allen: Yeah, if you ask me, they all seem like characters from a sitcom.
- Barry Allen: "Inspectors" coming this fall.
- Chester P. Runk: [sing-song] And what else, 'cause za's not a word.
- Allegra Garcia: Yeah, it is. Za, like pizza. Pizza, pizza, pizza!
- Chester P. Runk: Girl, you did not just echo.
- Allegra Garcia: I echoed.
- Chester P. Runk: You are my favorite human.
- Barry Allen: And we are done. What do you think? Think Nora's gonna like it?
- Iris West-Allen: Well, you can ask her yourself in about seven months.
- Barry Allen: I know. I know. I'm jumping the gun. I just - I can't wait to be a dad.
- Iris West-Allen: Is that why there's a freezer full of cookie dough ice cream?
- Barry Allen: That's Nora's favorite.
- Iris West-Allen: Yeah, when she's 23.
- Barry Allen: Trust me, I know Carla Tannhauser. You have nothing to worry about.
- Khione: But I don't know her. Don't get me wrong, I'm touched that she wants to meet me, but I'm not her daughter.
- Barry Allen: Well, neither was Frost, and Carla loved her the same as she loved Caitlin. She probably just wants to get to know you better.
- Khione: What if I say something wrong and then things get awkward? She might walk out... like Mark did.
- Barry Allen: Look, Khione, I know how much it must have hurt having Mark walk out on you, and I don't know how things are gonna go with Carla. Just go and have coffee. See what happens.
- Barry Allen: I thought you were resting at home.
- Iris West-Allen: Oh, um, yeah. I just... I couldn't wait for my casserole.
- Barry Allen: Ah.
- Iris West-Allen: Yeah. So, what's up with the City Hall gang?
- Barry Allen: Apparently, a mold inspection triggers every other city inspection, too, which is way more prying eyes than I expected.
- Iris West-Allen: Let me help. No, look, I know people like this chief guy, and he's just itching for a reason to shut us down. I can tell.
- Barry Allen: You sure you don't mind? I mean...
- Iris West-Allen: Handling bureaucratic jackassery is, like, my thing.
- Mold Inspector Rogen: Okay, this is seriously freaking me out. Are we in danger?
- Iris West-Allen: Um...
- Inspector Howard: Johnson isn't behind this. Is he?
- Barry Allen: No, he's not.
- Inspector Howard: How do you know, and why should we trust you?
- [Barry zoops around the inspectors]
- Barry Allen: Because I'm the Flash. And whatever's going on here, it's definitely not good.
- Inspector Howard: Okay, that makes sense. You know what?
- [faints]
- Lady Chronos: We're running out of time, Flash. Now help me get the hell out of here, or Mrs. Flash gets it next.
- Barry Allen: Who are you?
- Lady Chronos: Lady Chronos. The greatest thief times has even known.
- Iris West-Allen: You know what's happening, don't you?
- Lady Chronos: We're being erased by time because of this.
- [blasts Barry with the time magnet]
- Lady Chronos: Nice try. This time magnet has an identity matrix, which I reset to my biometrics. Anyone tries to take it from me, they go boom.
- Barry Allen: Okay, breaker box is just right over here.
- Inspector Howard: [they find themselves back in the Speed Lab] We just left this room. What are you trying to pull?
- Barry Allen: We... uh, we must have taken a wrong turn.
- Inspector Howard: In your own facility?
- Mold Inspector Rogen: Okay, this is super trippy.
- Jane: Not sure I would have phrased it that way, but I concur.
- Inspector Howard: Allen, I hate shenanigans. If this is some kind of a joke...
- Iris West-Allen: Joke? No. No. Barry's not even a funny guy, like, at all. I mean, this stuff happens all the time, right? I mean, this place is so big, we get lost in here, what, once, twice a day?
- Barry Allen: Yeah, or every couple of hours.
- Iris West-Allen: Every couple of hours.
- Barry Allen: It's a real labyrinth.
- Iris West-Allen: It's a real labyrinth.
- Inspector Howard: [stuck in the Speed Lab] All right, what in the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on here?
- Barry Allen: Honestly? No idea.
- Iris West-Allen: Don't look at me.
- Barry Allen: Don't know.
- Mold Inspector Rogen: Whoa, was that there before?
- Jane: [they all see a grandfather clock] No. I have excellent spatial retention. I can say with near certainty that grandfather clock was not here before.
- Iris West-Allen: [turning around to talk privately] Barry, how did a grandfather clock get into the Speed Lab?
- Barry Allen: I don't know. And why can't we get out of this room?
- Iris West-Allen: I don't know.
- Inspector Howard: Mr. Allen, I take it?
- Barry Allen: Yes. Are you all here to find mold?
- Mold Inspector Rogen: Negative, broseph. Mold's my turf. But when you hit me up...
- Inspector Howard: It alerted Code Enforcement. This lab's operating permits haven't been renewed since your infamous particle accelerator exploded.
- Barry Allen: Oh.
- Inspector Howard: That's why we'll be conducting a full DOE inspection today.
- Barry Allen: Okay. Um... so, what are you looking for besides mold?
- Jane: [wandering around with a Geiger counter-like device] I'll be measuring and studying any device energy or matter that emits ionized radiation or particles. It looks like you have a lot of that around here.
- Barry Allen: [Iris gifts him a copy of "North American Science" magazine featuring his dad on the cover] Iris, this is in mint condition. How did you find this? I've been looking for a copy ever since I lost my dad's as a kid.
- Iris West-Allen: Enjoy.
- Barry Allen: I mean, I can't believe you did this. I mentioned it once six months ago.
- Iris West-Allen: And that's how we do it, boo.
- Iris West-Allen: You know what I could go for right now is some of that...
- Barry Allen: [zooping away and back with a pint of ice cream] Vanilla bean from that organic dairy farm in Coast City?
- Lady Chronos: My belt lost its charge after I liberated
- Iris West-Allen: STOLE
- [correcting]
- Lady Chronos: Permanently Borrowed
- [emphasizing her point of view]
- Lady Chronos: the time magnet.