Game of Thrones (TV Series)
Second Sons (2013)
Peter Dinklage: Tyrion Lannister
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Quotes
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Tyrion Lannister : [to Sansa] I promise you one thing, my lady. I won't ever hurt you.
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Tywin Lannister : You seem rather drunk.
Tyrion Lannister : Rather less than I plan to be. Isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?
Tywin Lannister : This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding. Your wife needs a child, a Lannister child, as soon as possible.
Tyrion Lannister : And?
Tywin Lannister : If you're going to give her one, you need to perform.
Tyrion Lannister : What did you once call me? "A drunken little lust-filled beast."
Tywin Lannister : More than once.
Tyrion Lannister : [slurring] There you have it. Nothing to worry about. Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine... I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.
[Tyrion tries to take a drink, but Tywin grabs the cup out of his hand]
Tywin Lannister : You can drink. You can joke. You can engage in juvenile attempts to make your father uncomfortable. But you will do your duty.
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[Sansa is reluctantly undressing to have sex with Tyrion]
Tyrion Lannister : Stop. I can't. I could, I won't.
Sansa Stark : But your father...
Tyrion Lannister : If my father wants someone to get fucked, I know where he can start... I won't share your bed. Not until you want me to.
Sansa Stark : What if I never want you to?
[pause]
Tyrion Lannister : [raises his cup] And so my watch begins.
[Tyrion takes a sip of his wine and passes out on a chaise longue]
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Tyrion Lannister : Do you drink wine?
Sansa Stark : Only when I have to.
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Joffrey Baratheon : Time for the bedding ceremony!
[the crowd cheers. Joffrey grabs Sansa by her arm and pulls her]
Tyrion Lannister : There will be no bedding ceremony.
Joffrey Baratheon : Where's your respect for tradition, uncle? Come, everyone! Pick her up and carry her to her wedding bed. Get rid of her gown. She won't be needing it any longer.
[Sansa crosses her arms fearfully as Joffrey points towards Tyrion]
Joffrey Baratheon : Ladies, attend to my uncle. He's not heavy.
Tyrion Lannister : There will be no bedding ceremony.
Joffrey Baratheon : [smiles nastily] There will be if I command it.
[Tyrion slams his dagger into the table, startling Joffrey]
Tyrion Lannister : Then you'll be fucking your own bride with a wooden cock!
[a shocked silence falls. Tywin quickly rises to his feet. Joffrey approaches Tyrion, seething with rage]
Joffrey Baratheon : What did you say? What... did you... SAY?
[Tyrion and Joffrey glare at each other hatefully. Tywin intervenes to defuse the situation]
Tywin Lannister : I believe we can dispense with the bedding, Your Grace. I'm sure Tyrion didn't mean to threaten the king.
[Tyrion bursts out laughing and lets go of the dagger]
Tyrion Lannister : A bad joke Your Grace. Made out of envy of your own royal manhood. Mine is so small. My poor wife won't even know I'm there.
Tywin Lannister : Your uncle is clearly quite drunk, Your Grace.
Tyrion Lannister : I am. Guilty.
[Tyrion drinks from his cup]
Tyrion Lannister : But... but it is my wedding night. My tiny drunk cock and I have a job to do.
[Tyrion stumbles drunk]
Tyrion Lannister : Come, wife.
[Tyrion starts walking away. Sansa glances fearfully at Joffrey, then follows Tyrion]
Tyrion Lannister : I vomited on a girl once in the middle of the act. Not proud of it. But I think honesty is important between a man and wife, don't you agree? Come I'll tell you all about it. Put you in the mood.
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Tyrion Lannister : [drunk] Amazingly long.
Sansa Stark : What?
Tyrion Lannister : Neck. You have one. How old are you exactly?
Sansa Stark : Fourteen.
Tyrion Lannister : [shakes his head] Well, talk won't make you any older. My Lord Father has commanded me to consummate this marriage.