Modern Family (TV Series)
Little Bo Bleep (2012)
Sofía Vergara: Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : [watching Claire trying to remain composed at the debate] It's like watching the Hindenburg.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
Phil Dunphy : [standing up] Excuse me.
Jay Pritchett : Stand by.
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Jay Pritchett : [Comes home] Stella! Where's my good girl? Gloria, is Stella up there?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, but I am. Why don't you say 'hello' to your wife when you come home?
Jay Pritchett : Well why don't you greet me at the door wagging your tail?
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Jay Pritchett : Why, suddenly, would she jump in the pool when she doesn't know how to swim?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Why does she bark at the vacuum? It's a thing; it is never going to play with you.
Jay Pritchett : [Puts a hand over Stella's ears] Are you saying Stella is stupid?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Are you covering her ears?
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Why are you swimming in your clothes?
Jay Pritchett : Because I'm self-conscious about my body. Stella fell in the pool.
Manny Delgado : It's my fault. I let her out, and then I got caught up in my couponing.
Jay Pritchett : Any coupons for swim lessons? 'Cause Stella needs some.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Seriously? Manny you teach to swim by throwing him in the pool, but the dog gets swimming lessons?
Manny Delgado : I gotta say, it was unpleasant but effective.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Jay! Manny! We should have been there already.
Jay Pritchett : Gloria, I'm tying my tie.
Manny Delgado : I'm accessorizing!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : And I thought *I* was the woman.