The Office (TV Series)

Jury Duty (2012)

Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson

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• Jim Halpert : [deleted scene]  All right, guys. You know how we all like the red licorice but it's always buried behind, like, a ton of black licorice? Bought it all. Now it's like red city in there, so enjoy it.

  Phyllis Vance : Money bags. Must be nice.

  Andy Bernard : So you effectively spent, what, four dollars on the entire office?

  Jim Halpert : I can't get a handle on it. Am I cheap or rich? I can't...

  Andy Bernard : You're nothing. When I think about all the gas money I spent on you. Washing my car to make sure you looked good.

  Jim Halpert : Well, enjoy the red licorice. And good riddance, right?

  Darryl Philbin : Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you just gonna throw away perfectly good food?

  Jim Halpert : It's not really food, right?

  Creed Bratton : I'm really hating this Jim guy!

  Jim Halpert : Okay, okay, okay.

  Stanley Hudson : I know what you can do, Jim. Take those black licorice, then go get some of those red licorice. Take them in your hand, roll 'em up real tight...

  Jim Halpert : And shove it up my butt!

  Stanley Hudson : Damn it, Jim! You stole my afternoons, now you stole my line! It's not shove it up your butt, it's I'll kill you! I'll kill you dead!

  Darryl Philbin : Eat it.

  Jim Halpert : I'm not gonna eat it.

  Darryl Philbin : Eat... it.

  Jim Halpert : I'm not going to...

  Stanley Hudson : EAT IT!