Modern Family (TV Series)
Me? Jealous? (2012)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : Recently, Haley got a little creative on one of her college applications and listed herself as a 'Big Sister'.
Haley Dunphy : Technically, I *am* a big sister.
Phil Dunphy : She capitalized the 'B' and the 'S'.
Claire Dunphy : Which makes sense, 'cause it was.
Phil Dunphy : So Claire and I suggested ...
Haley Dunphy : Forced.
Phil Dunphy : - that she volunteer for the organization. We couldn't be prouder.
Claire Dunphy : We could. A little bit.
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Claire Dunphy : What is wrong with you?
Phil Dunphy : You laughed like it was 'Who's On First'.
Claire Dunphy : What?
Phil Dunphy : He's on second. Don't try to cheer me up.
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Alex Dunphy : So you're just kissing up to this guy for his money?
Phil Dunphy : Not just, I really like him. He travels the world doing charity work, rock climbs, flies planes...
Luke Dunphy : How does he have time to do all that?
Phil Dunphy : Got divorced, and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.
[Claire gives him a look]
Phil Dunphy : His dream. Not my dream. I'm living my dream. You're my dream.
Claire Dunphy : You can stop.