Sherlock (TV Series)
The Empty Hearse (2014)
Amanda Abbington: Mary Morstan
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Quotes
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Mary Morstan : Oh, no, you're...
Sherlock Holmes : Oh, yes.
Mary Morstan : Oh, my god.
Sherlock Holmes : Not quite.
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Mary Morstan : God, I had six months of bristly kisses for me and then His Nibbs turns up.
Dr. John Watson : I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes.
Mary Morstan : [sighs] Oh, you should put that on a T-shirt.
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Mrs. Hudson : Oh, I'm really pleased, Mary. Have you set a date?
Mary Morstan : Uh, well, we thought May.
Mrs. Hudson : Ah, a spring wedding.
Mary Morstan : Yeah. Well, once we've actually got engaged.
Dr. John Watson : Yeah.
Mary Morstan : We were interrupted last time.
Dr. John Watson : Yeah.
DI Lestrade : Well, I can't wait.
Mary Morstan : You will be there, Sherlock?
Sherlock Holmes : Weddings - not really my thing.
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Dr. John Watson : One word, Sherlock, that is *all* I would have needed! One word to let me know that you were alive!
Sherlock Holmes : I've nearly been in contact so many times, but... I worried that, you know, you might say something indiscreet.
Dr. John Watson : What?
Sherlock Holmes : Oh, you know, let the cat out of the bag.
Dr. John Watson : Oh, so this is *my* fault?
Mary Morstan : [Mary starts laughing] Oh, God.
Dr. John Watson : Why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? The only one reacting like a human being.
Sherlock Holmes : Overreacting.
Dr. John Watson : [Yelling] Overreacting!
Mary Morstan : John!
Dr. John Watson : Overreacting! So you fake your own death and you waltz in here, large as bloody life, but I'm not supposed to have a problem with that, no, because Sherlock Holmes thinks it's a perfectly okay thing to do!
Sherlock Holmes : Shut up, John! I don't want everyone knowing I'm still alive!
Dr. John Watson : Oh, so it's still a secret, is it?
Sherlock Holmes : Yes, it's still a secret.
[looks around the crowded shop they are in]
Sherlock Holmes : Promise you won't tell anyone.
Dr. John Watson : Swear to God!
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Sherlock Holmes : [after being head-butted by John] I don't understand. I said I'm sorry, isn't that what you're supposed to do?
Mary Morstan : Gosh, you don't know anything about human nature, do you?
Sherlock Holmes : Hmm, nature? No. Human?
[pause]
Sherlock Holmes : No.