- Dwight Schrute: The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now. And, just to be clear, there is a second definition, "perfect pork anus", which I don't mean.
- Andy Bernard: Dwight, I have exciting news for you.
- Dwight Schrute: What?
- Andy Bernard: I think you're going to like it.
- Dwight Schrute: You can't tantalize me.
- Andy Bernard: Oooh, maybe I can. I got an email... from corporate... that told me that...
- Dwight Schrute: Okay.
- [looks at watch and leaves]
- Andy Bernard: That... you got a promotion!
- [Dwight turns back]
- Andy Bernard: Right? I mean that's not the kind of thing you wanna read quietly at your desk.
- Dwight Schrute: If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear.
- Andy Bernard: No, this is legit. You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores.
- Dwight Schrute: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, hi-yes! Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
- Creed Bratton: [deleted scene] Florida is 13th in education, 13th in tourism, 13th in cleanliness. It is the worst state in the union.
- Ryan Howard: Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? I just realized I'm not gonna need it down there.
- Kelly Kapoor: Yes, I will take your coat and I will keep it with me, and I will sleep with it, because it smells like you.
- Ryan Howard: No, no, no, no,, just put it on my chair.
- Ryan Howard: You have two young dynamic people in this office who know trends, who know youth. That's myself and Kelly Kapoor. You need one of us there.
- Andy Bernard: Or both?
- Ryan Howard: Not both. Just one... me. Or if not me, Kelly.
- Dwight Schrute: [about Tallahassee trip] Oh, I'm sorry Stanley. I can't share any more details with you. You see, Andy rejected you.
- Meredith Palmer: Wait, Kathy gets to go? Why does she even still work here? Pam is back.
- Oscar Martinez: It just feels like a slap in the face.
- Dwight Schrute: I can understand your pain and your rage, but you know what? Andy is an honorable man, let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons.
- Oscar Martinez: We're not questioning his reasons. I just want to know what they are.
- Dwight Schrute: I know, you and me both, brother. It seemed kind of random to me, but he was pretty clear. On who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime.
- Kevin Malone: Well, he nailed it. Because I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's got to take off his cape.
- Dwight Schrute: Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links. I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.
- Darryl Philbin: Val knit me a beanie, but I can't tell if it's a "we're just friends" beanie or a "I'm hot, you're hot, lets get it poppin'" beanie. So, I'm gonna up the ante... give her a clearly romantic gift, and we'll get to the meaning of the beanie.
- Pam Beesly: Oh, Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them, and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. You're allergic to walnuts, right, Kevin?
- Kevin Malone: Extremely, but I'm gonna fight through it.