The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Friendship Contraction (2012)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : So, um. how are you?

  Stuart : Uh, not so good; my shrink just killed himself. Blamed me in the note.

  Sheldon Cooper : Great, great.

• Sheldon Cooper : I was just sitting at home, thinking about how it might be nice to catch up with my ninth favorite person.

  Stuart : Ninth?

  Sheldon Cooper : You moved up one. My pen pal in Somalia was kidnapped by pirates.

• Stuart : Sheldon, I'm working; I can't take you to the dentist. Also, and I can't stress this enough, I don't want to take you to the dentist.