The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Rothman Disintegration (2012)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : All right, this is one-on-one. First person to five wins. Any questions? Yes, Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper : Five what?
Leonard Hofstadter : Balls in the basket.
[Sheldon gives a thumbs-up to Leonard]
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Howard Wolowitz : It's a shame Professor Rothman was forced to step down.
Leonard Hofstadter : What choice did the university have? He snapped. It happens to theoretical physicists all the time.
Howard Wolowitz : I wonder how long Sheldon's got?
Sheldon Cooper : These shrimp are all the same size. There is no logical order to eat them in.
[Throws shrimp away]
Leonard Hofstadter : It can't be very long.
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Sheldon Cooper : [Knock on door] Ooh. That'll be Kripke.
Leonard Hofstadter : What's he doing here?
Sheldon Cooper : We're going to work this office situation out like gentlemen. And if that doesn't work, I'm going to poison his tea.
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Sheldon Cooper : This is a university, not a playground. Offices are not assigned because someone called dibs.
Leonard Hofstadter : You just called dibs.
Sheldon Cooper : Shut it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : There's not much you're both equally good at.
Raj Koothrappali : Is there anything you're both equally bad at?
Sheldon Cooper , Barry Kripke : Sports.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Sheldon has gotten his head stuck in a hole in his office wall] Why would you do that?
Sheldon Cooper : I wanted to see what was inside.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Sheldon Cooper : It's called scientific curiosity!
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Watching Sheldon and Kripke play basketball badly] You know all those terrible things bullies used to do to us?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah.
Leonard Hofstadter : I get it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why is there a hole here?
Sheldon Cooper : Why is there a hole in my new office? I've narrowed it down to two possibilities. There was something in the wall that someone outside the wall wanted, or, the more disturbing, there was something in the wall that wanted out.
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Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon was higher.
Leonard Hofstadter : Congratulations Sheldon. You win the office.
Sheldon Cooper : Who's unsatisfactory in P.E. now?
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Leonard Hofstadter : [about the basketball competition] All right, we gave it 45 minutes. It's no longer funny. Let's try something else.