The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Rothman Disintegration (2012)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I have to get up early. My company is developing a steroid that doesn't shrink testicles, and the last one there has to do the measuring.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Good night, painting Penny. Good night, real Penny.
Penny : Good night, real Amy.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You don't have to say good night to painting Amy, because she's never leaving.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good night, real Penny.
Penny : Bye.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good night, transvestite Penny.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [she and Penny are staring at the painting of Amy and Penny] That is big.
Penny : So big.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And ugly.
Penny : So ugly. What am I gonna do?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know. You can't take it down. You'll break her heart. Look at that face. That enormous, unsettling, crazy face.
Penny : Is there any chance I'll learn to love it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That depends. Do you like pictures of yourself where you look like a man?
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Penny : [about the painting of her and Amy] It's got to go.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What will you tell Amy?
Penny : How about I tell her the painting makes you feel jealous because you're not in it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Nuh-uh. What if she gets me one? I already have a picture of me and Howard's mom getting our hair cornrowed in Venice Beach. I've suffered enough.
Penny : Well, I guess I could take it down and put it up when she comes over, but it's kind of heavy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Mmm, too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good night, real Penny.
[looks at the painting of Penny]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good night, transvestite Penny.