Draft Day (I) (2014)

Griffin Newman: Rick the Intern

Quotes 

• Rick the Intern : Can I get you a soda?

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : No, I don't want a soda! No Clevelander has EVER used the word "soda." Ever! Us Clevelanders use the word "pop."

• Sonny Weaver Jr. : [on the phone with his mother]  You're on Twitter?

  Barb Weaver : You're not?

  Coach Penn : [enters with flaming papers in his hand]  I'm sorry, Sonny, is this a bad time?

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : I gotta go, Mom!

  [hangs up] 

  Coach Penn : This is the draft analysis we've all been working on for the last two weeks...

  [throws the burning pages onto the desk] 

  Rick the Intern : [background]  Fire! Ali, fire! ALI, FIRE!

  Ali : I'm coming!

  [enters with a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire] 

  Ali : Can I get you gentlemen some coffee?

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : Love some.

  Coach Penn : Light and sweet, honey, thanks.

  Ali : Yeah, I'm not getting you idiots anything.

  [walks out] 

  Coach Penn : I like her.

• Rick the Intern : Like, how did you come up with that?

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : I was pissed!

• Rick the Intern : I told him you were busy, and he told me to, uh, have intercourse with my mother... which, you know, she passed away, so... I - I didn't tell him that...

• Rick the Intern : I have Adam Schefter from ESPN on the line. He heard a rumor.

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : Oh, great. Tell Schefter to stick his rumor up his...

  Ali : Sonny.

• Sonny Weaver Jr. : [seeing Ali ignore him calling for her]  Did you hear me, Rick?

  Rick the Intern : Uh, I heard you. Yeah.

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : Do you think Ali heard me?

  Rick the Intern : Uh, no, I don't think so. No.

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : Good answer. Women are tricky. Problem is, they're smarter than us.

• Sonny Weaver Jr. : Rick, what are you doing?

  Rick the Intern : Someone broke my computer. You know, can-can you believe that? I mean, this thing had my entire life on it, and... I don't know. Who would do that?

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : It was me. I threw it against the wall. Yeah. I'm, uh... I'm sorry.

  Rick the Intern : Why would you do that?

  Sonny Weaver Jr. : Look, I lost my head, okay? I've been... I've been stepping on my dick all day. Look, we'll get you a new one, all right? We'll get you a better one. One with all the bells and whistles. Look, you've been a soldier today, all right? You don't deserve this.