- Leslie Knope: Pawnee is way behind the times in terms of making its buildings wheelchair accessible. 'Not enough ramps' is the number three complaint among Pawnee seniors; right behind 'everything hurts' and 'I'm dying'.
- Ron Swanson: Either we complete a government project, which is abhorrent to me, or we bring a new person into the department, which repulses me to my core.