30 Rock (TV Series)

The Tuxedo Begins (2012)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : [talking on the phone]  Really, Trump? My idea is stupid? Well, you make your hair every morning by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine.

  Liz Lemon : What are you guys doing?

  Jack Donaghy : The police can't be counted on to protect the rich unless they're rich, too. So we're gathering support for a private police department where the starting salary is $5 million a year.

  Liz Lemon : How's that going?

  Jack Donaghy : Slowly. Even Tommy Hilfiger turned me down and you'd think that he, of all people, would understand the lower classes can ruin something.

  Tracy Jordan : Plaxico Burress just called our idea "poorly thought out." Then hung up by shooting his own phone.

  Jack Donaghy : This is a travesty.

• Liz Lemon : You getting mugged just proves what I said to you on the phone. New York is a selfish, filth monster and it eventually gets all of us. It's "Ghostbusters II" all over again!

  Jack Donaghy : No, me getting mugged is New York doing what she does best... calling a great man to action. It's the original "Ghostbusters" all over again!

• Jack Donaghy : Commissioner Kelly and I are friends. We have competing columns in "Irish Arguments Weekly," America's only all-caps magazine.

• Jack Donaghy : I just registered the domain name for my campaign website: JackDonaghyIsRunningForMayor2013NewYorkThisIsTheWebsite.com. That's as close as I could get. Everything else was already pornography.