30 Rock (TV Series)
The Tuxedo Begins (2012)
Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan
Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : [talking on the phone] Really, Trump? My idea is stupid? Well, you make your hair every morning by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine.
Liz Lemon : What are you guys doing?
Jack Donaghy : The police can't be counted on to protect the rich unless they're rich, too. So we're gathering support for a private police department where the starting salary is $5 million a year.
Liz Lemon : How's that going?
Jack Donaghy : Slowly. Even Tommy Hilfiger turned me down and you'd think that he, of all people, would understand the lower classes can ruin something.
Tracy Jordan : Plaxico Burress just called our idea "poorly thought out." Then hung up by shooting his own phone.
Jack Donaghy : This is a travesty.