The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Werewolf Transformation (2012)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Penny : Why did you get bongos?

  Sheldon Cooper : Richard Feynman played the bongos. I thought I'd give that a try.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Richard Feynman was a famous physicist.

  Penny : Leonard, it's three o'clock in the morning! I don't care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt!

• Penny : So, if I move my horsey here... Isn't that checkmate and I win?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [long pause]  Hm.

  Penny : Well, is it or isn't it?

  Leonard Hofstadter : You know, I think this is a good stopping point. Uh... it's your first real game, I threw a lot of information at you...

  Penny : Uh, no, your king is trapped. He can't go here because of my lighthouse, and he can't go here because because of my pointy-head guy.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Like I said, complicated game.

  Penny : So did I win or not?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Did you have fun? Because if you had fun, then you are, you are a winner. And that's... that's what chess is all about.

  Sheldon Cooper : [coming in]  Hello.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hey.

  Penny : Oh, hey. Sorry, Sheldon, I'll move.

  Sheldon Cooper : Nah, why? My spot, your spot... What difference does it make?

  Penny : Okay, what just happened?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know. Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer and Sheldon being okay with you in his spot, I'm guessing someone went back in time, stepped on a bug and changed the course of human events.

• Penny : Where are you going?

  Sheldon Cooper : Wherever the music takes me, kitten.

• Penny : You know, Sheldon, I used to cut my brother's hair. I could do it for you.

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny, I know you mean well, offering the skills of the hill-folk. But here in town we don't churn our own butter, we don't make dresses out of gunny sacks, and sure-as-shootin' don't get our hair cut by bottle blonde...

  Leonard Hofstadter : [interrupting]  Sheldon, be nice!

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry. It's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair.

• Penny : Sweetie, are you all right?

  Sheldon Cooper : No, I'm not all right. It's been six days since I was supposed to get a haircut. And nothing horrible has happened.

  Penny : Okay, I'm sorry, I don't understand.

  Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, explain it to her.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh. Uh, he's crazy.

• Penny : All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. Please come home so I can cut your hair.

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny, you're not trained, you're not licensed, and most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.

  Penny : All right, honey, look. We've known each other for a long time now, right? I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you, I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sorry, what?

  Penny : It's a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy, what do you think?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim.

• Penny : If I were you, I'd be worried that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.

• Penny : [Penny is cutting Sheldon's hair]  Almost done.

  Sheldon Cooper : At the end of the haircut, Mr. D'Onofrio would tell me a dirty joke.

  Penny : Well, sorry, I don't know any dirty jokes.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's okay, I never understood them anyway.

• [last lines] 

  Penny : Okay, I'm just going to clean up your neck a little, and then you are good to go.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay.

  [Sheldon jerks and laughs] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, sometimes the clippers tickle me.

  Penny : Okay.

  [Sheldon throws back his head, laughing, and the clippers slide up the back of his head] 

  Penny : Okay, yup, we're all done now.

  [grabs the hand mirror] 

  Penny : Let me just take that away from you.

  [removes towel from his shoulders] 

  Penny : Okay.

  Sheldon Cooper : Thank you very much.

  Penny : You are welcome.

  [Sheldon leaves] 

  Penny : Yup, I'm going to have to move.