- Georgie Cooper: Alright, almost there!
- Mandy McAllister: I don't know about this. The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder.
- Georgie Cooper: [Shows off new station wagon] Surprise!
- Mandy McAllister: You got me an ugly car?
- Georgie Cooper: No, I bought *me* a family car.
- Mandy McAllister: What about your Mustang?
- Georgie Cooper: I traded it in.
- Mandy McAllister: For this?
- Georgie Cooper: That's what the guy at the lot said.
- Mandy McAllister: But you love that Mustang!
- Georgie Cooper: Yeah, but there was no way I was going to be able to get a baby seat in the back.
- Mandy McAllister: Well, that's very thoughtful.
- Georgie Cooper: And these things are real safe, too. My mom had one. When I was little, she hit an ice cream truck with it. I didn't even wake up.
- Mandy McAllister: Is this a bad time to tell you I only liked you because of your cool car?
- Georgie Cooper: You say that now, but wait 'til you see how many groceries we can get in the back of this thing!
- Principal Petersen: I mean, wh-whatever's going on, it'll blow over.
- Coach Wilkins: She's cheating on me.
- George Cooper Sr.: You sure? Ah, man, I'm sorry. That's terrible.
- Coach Wilkins: With my best friend.
- George Cooper Sr.: That's even more terrible.
- Coach Wilkins: She was my world!
- Principal Petersen: Well, there's no reason to throw in the towel. I mean, you can still get her back.
- Coach Wilkins: She's having his baby!
- George Cooper Sr.: Well...
- [under his breath, to Principal Petersen]
- George Cooper Sr.: Say something!
- Principal Petersen: What do you say to that?
- George Cooper Sr.: [to Coach Wilkins] You really never suspected anything?
- Principal Petersen: That's what you say?
- George Cooper Sr.: You had nothing!