- Darryl Philbin: All I need is Kevin. Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined, and then some. When I first started selling cookies, he was a relatively thin man. Not a thin man, mind you. Relatively thin.
- Andy Bernard: I think that Dwight wanted us to realize that this conversation among friends is the true treasure.
- [everyone disagrees]
- Oscar Martinez: I am dying to know what's in there.
- Andy Bernard: Yeah, I know Oscar; we all are, but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane.
- [everyone turns to look at Creed]
- Creed Bratton: Hi, hello.
- Nellie Bertram: Fire the employee, yes, but not the man. You may not cancel his soul.
- Robert California: That was never on the table.
- Robert California: Have you ever used Sabre electronics Jim? They're cheap, they're unintuitive. The Sabre store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone is wise to us.
- Todd Packer: [deleted scene] Amped for Thrones?
- [Robert California doesn't answer]
- Todd Packer: Game of Thrones.
- Andy Bernard: Everyone stop what you're doing. I have terrible news. Dwight is no longer with us.
- Angela Martin-Lipton, Pam Beesly, Phyllis Vance, Oscar Martinez: What?
- Andy Bernard: He's gone, dammit! He's been promoted to VP of Sabre Retail, and he's staying in Florida forever.
- Angela Martin-Lipton: So he's alive?
- Andy Bernard: Yeah. That was him on the phone. He sounds wonderful.
- Angela Martin-Lipton: Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead.
- Andy Bernard: How could I have been more clear? He had a massive stroke of good fortune and he is now in a better place.
- Darryl Philbin: It's not worth it.
- Kevin Malone: No, it's not worth it? That's too bad, 'cause I was feeling particularly hungry this year.
- Darryl Philbin: Yeah okay, so what? You buy 40 boxes?
- Kevin Malone: Hungrier.
- Toby Flenderson: 50?
- Kevin Malone: Hungrier.
- Darryl Philbin: You're not talkin' triple digits?
- Kevin Malone: Oh yeah. I'm talking triple digits.
- Jim Halpert: This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight. It's a weird feeling. It's um... what's the word? It's not bittersweet, it's uh... sweet. Yeah.
- Toby Flenderson: Hey, you tricked me. You just wanted Kevin.
- Darryl Philbin: You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today. See ya next year, sport.
- Darryl Philbin: Let's split up the office. You can have sales, the annex, Creed, and I don't know, I'll just take uh, accounting.
- Toby Flenderson: That's it? Yeah, well okay. Thanks Darryl.