To Boldly Flee (2012 Video)
Joe Vargas: Angry Joe
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Quotes
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Angry Joe : [beams onboard Terl's ship during his speech] Excuse me. Which one of you is the tactical weapons officer?
[Terl and Zod point to the minion on the right. Angry Joe shoots the tactical weapons officer, smiles and beams back to the Exit Strategy]
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The Nostalgia Critic : Engineering, does the transporter still work?
C.R. : Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.
The Nostalgia Critic : Joe, would you like to shoot something?
Angry Joe : Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.
The Nostalgia Critic : Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.
MarzGurl : [hesitantly] You mean...
The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.
JesuOtaku : Wait, Critic! I have invented these...
[shows off power-enhancing gloves]
JesuOtaku : JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!
[pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying]
The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.
[takes the gloves from JesuOtaku]
The Nostalgia Critic : All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,
[gestures toward viewscreen]
The Nostalgia Critic : act like you're still listening to him.
Turrell : [crew turns mute button off] ... perchance to cream...
[Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]