The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Transporter Malfunction (2012)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Lakshmi : Fill in the blank: "I love the night life..."
Raj Koothrappali : "I like to boogie."
Lakshmi : Got you.
Raj Koothrappali : With women! I like to boogie with women!
Lakshmi : That's disappointing. You were exactly the kind of phoney-baloney husband I was looking for.
Raj Koothrappali : Thank you. And once again, my baloney likes girls.
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Raj Koothrappali : All right, uh, fine. I'm coming and I'm bringing somebody. Koothrappali plus one.
Leonard Hofstadter : Who are you bringing?
Raj Koothrappali : [Defensively] Who are *you* bringing?
Penny : He's bringing me. And who are you bringing?
Raj Koothrappali : Wow, what a bunch of nosy O'Donnells!
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Raj Koothrappali : I'm not *gay*! If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Dr. Koothrappali : What's that?
Raj Koothrappali : It means I like women as well as their skin-care products.
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Lakshmi : Well, there's a rumor back in New Delhi that you're, how shall we say, comfortable in a sari.
Raj Koothrappali : I'm not gay!
Lakshmi : Really? The chocolate lava cakes? The little soaps in the bathroom? And I'm sorry, but you're wearing more perfume than I am.
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Raj Koothrappali : I think I'd like you to help me find a wife
Mrs. Koothrappali : Just to be clear, a female wife?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : At the school dance the nuns made us have space between us for the Holy spirit
Howard Wolowitz : Hindi's do the same thing but with cows
Raj Koothrappali : I love your charming racist humor but can you not mock my religion while she's
[Lakshmi]
Raj Koothrappali : here
Howard Wolowitz : Yesterday you made fun of me for eating lox
Raj Koothrappali : It's different, you don't worship lox
Howard Wolowitz : Clearly you've never had brunch with my cousins
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[last lines]
Raj Koothrappali : So while I'm waiting for this mysterious perfect match - who may or may not exist - I'm supposed to just be alone?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Not necessarily. I think we've found someone for you to cuddle with.
[lifts a dog out of her purse]
Raj Koothrappali : Oh my goodness. Aren't you the cutest little Yorkie ever! You got him for me?
Howard Wolowitz : Her. We thought you two would hit it off.
Raj Koothrappali : I think we already have. Thank you guys so much.
[to the dog]
Raj Koothrappali : Let's go see if you fit in my man-purse.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Metrosexual my ass!
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Raj Koothrappali : Hello Mummy, Daddy, how are you?
Mrs. Koothrappali : Pretty good. Can't complain.
Dr. Koothrappali : Oh, I'm sure you can. Just give it a minute.