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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Cotton candy.
Sandy Cheeks : If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[SpongeBob and Patrick eat the cotton candy, and start laughing as they seem to run around the world... which turns out to be Sandy switching postcards for a background]
Sandy Cheeks : Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
[SpongeBob and Patrick fall on their faces. Squidward looks relieved]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : A giant hairy porpoise - beached! It's suffering. The poor thing.
Mr. Krabs : We need to get these guys back in the water.
Sandy Cheeks : Y'all, those ain't porpoises...
Mr. Krabs : All hands on deck!
[the guys rush towards the man, not listening to Sandy]
Sandy Cheeks : Oh, brother...
[the gang tries to roll the man in the ocean, but he lands on them in the sand]
Squidward Tentacles : Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
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[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Look out!
[a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]
Sandy Cheeks : Aw, nuts!
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Sandy Cheeks : Aw, nuts! I'm out of nuts.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Your order, sir?
[cut to Sandy at the drive-thru]
Sandy Cheeks : I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wrong channel!
[He redials the telephone]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Your order, sir?
Mr. Krabs : Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Sandy? Is that you?
Sandy Cheeks : You can call me The Rodent!
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Sandy Cheeks : Hello? Hello? Guess y'all don't want my money.
Mr. Krabs : Money?
[He take's Sandy's money from through the drive-thru and hands the squirrel her patties]
Mr. Krabs : Thank you come again.
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Sandy Cheeks : [taking off her helmet] Ah, fresh air! How I've missed you!
Squidward Tentacles : Eugh! This place smells awful!
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News Anchor Fish : [on Bikini Bottom Action News on Sandy's TV, as the squirrel herself silently shocks] We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin.
Perch Perkins : [on TV; in Downtown Bikini Bottom on the scene of apolyipse] Perch Perkins reporting live from Downtown Bikini...
[he ducks down for a moment as the apporaching boat]
Perch Perkins : [continues] Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties.
Perch Perkins : [the building behind him falls down and sets on fire; helps] Whoa!
Perch Perkins : [continues] Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties any...
Perch Perkins : [screams as he runs a-] wa-aa-ay?
Fish : [comes in] It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
[the fish attacks the camera, Sandy turns off her TV]
Sandy Cheeks : [gasps] No more Krabby Patties?
Sandy Cheeks : [continues as the shadow casts on her picnic table] If I'd known that, I'd have chewed it slower.
Sandy Cheeks : [backs away from her table] Huh?
[the shadow reveals that the page of storybook that Burgerbeard threw away into the water "sinking" down]
Sandy Cheeks : What the corndog is that?
[the page lands on top of her treedome]