True Blood (TV Series)

Who Are You, Really? (2013)

Chris Bauer: Andy Bellefleur

Quotes 

• Arlene Fowler : Andy Bellefleur, if you think you can sit out here all la-dee-dah while Terry and I raise your litter of alien babies, you got another thing coming.

  Andy Bellefleur : I'm sorry, Arlene, but I never asked for this. It ain't fair to expect me to give up my whole darn life and just become a father one minute to the next.

  Arlene Fowler : Well, I got news for you, Andy. Life ain't fair, and there ain't no Santa Claus neither, and when you stick Mr. Happy inside somebody's hoo-ha without a raincoat on, babies come out!