22 Jump Street (2014)
Rob Riggle: Mr. Walters
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Quotes
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Schmidt : [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.
Mr. Walters : Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
[makes a whining baby sound]
Eric Molson : [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.
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Mr. Walters : Hey, guess what. I'm Eric's bitch!
Eric Molson : No you're not.
Mr. Walters : Yes I am! You own this ass!
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Schmidt : Mr. Walters, I should apologize for...
Mr. Walters : ...for shooting my penis off? Don't sweat it, brother. I'm liberated. Totally. You know they gave me a vagina. It's awesome. You guys wanna see it?
Jenko , Schmidt : No, no, no, no!
Mr. Walters : Eric's seen it. Eric's been all up in that shit. Ain't that right, Eric?
Eric Molson : You guys gotta get me the fuck out of here.
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[post credits scene]
Mr. Walters : Eric! Eric, are you awake?
Eric Molson : No!
Mr. Walters : I'm late!
[Eric is seen with a sad and miserable look on his face while moving his lips in horror. Cut to Columbia Pictures ending logo with the sound of a prison cell closing in the background]