The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Hawking Excitation (2012)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Howard, please! I'm begging you!
Leonard Hofstadter : Raj, you're our group historian. Has Sheldon ever begged before?
Raj Koothrappali : Three times: he begged the Fox network *not* to cancel Firefly; he begged the TNT network *to* cancel Babylon 5; and when he got food sickness at the Rose Bowl parade, he begged a deity he doesn't believe in to end his life quickly.
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Raj Koothrappali : Oh boy, well, Sheldon's going to freak out!
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, he worships Hawking.
Howard Wolowitz : I was actually thinking of bringing him along when I go over there so he can meet the great man.
Raj Koothrappali : It's really nice of you, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : It's no big deal.
Leonard Hofstadter : Boy, a restraining order from Stephen Hawking. It'll look so nice next to the ones he's already got from Leonard Nimoy, Carl Sagan, and Stan Lee.
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, do you recall when I said that I was going to revolutionize humanity's understanding of the Higgs boson particle and you said "Sheldon, it's 2 a.m., get out of my bedroom!"?
Leonard Hofstadter : Like it was 10 hours ago. What about it?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I believe I've done it. Now, I'm only saying "believe" to sound modest, because Sweet-Sam-Houston, I did it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really?
Raj Koothrappali : That's incredible! Oh, here! Breakout the math.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, okay, let me see this.
[Starts writing]
Sheldon Cooper : Alright! So, this particle here, is the boson, moving forward in time. Now, I was thinking...
[pauses]
Sheldon Cooper : Howard, you go ahead and eat. This isn't going to make any sense to you.
Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, I have a working understanding of Physics.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, good for you! Don't stop working on it.
Raj Koothrappali : You still going to tell him about you-know-who?
Howard Wolowitz : Yep.
Leonard Hofstadter : Still going to introduce him?
Howard Wolowitz : Not on your life!
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : So, I got the craziest e-mail this morning.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't mean to burst your bubble, dude, but those penile enlargement pills do not work.
Howard Wolowitz : Believe me, I know.
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Raj Koothrappali : [to Howard] You can make him do anything you want.