NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Recruit (2012)

Eric Christian Olsen: Marty Deeks

Quotes 

• Marty Deeks : All right, you know what? Let me just drop some knowledge on you for a second, all right? It's French. It comes from fencing. It means "to touch." So, if I were to touch you with my sword, then you would say "touchê."

  Kensi Blye : Then I wouldn't say it because you ain't never touching me with your sword, Zorro.

  Marty Deeks : Wow, that just happened. Fair enough. Okay, that was a touchê.

  Kensi Blye : Okay. Touchê.

  Marty Deeks : But you don't get to say it.

  Kensi Blye : Touchê, touchê.

  Marty Deeks : Yeah, it's like teaching semantics to a dolphin.

• Marty Deeks : [eating a fish taco]  This is delicious.

  Sam Hanna : Too bad you don't know what it is.

  Marty Deeks : Sure I do. It's a Lake Superior white fish. I'd say caught in a gill net. Probably two or three days ago.

  Sam Hanna : [groans] 

  Marty Deeks : What? I'm a surfer - I know my fish.

  Kensi Blye : Yeah, he's kind of like a trained seal, only without the "trained" part.

  Sam Hanna : Or the "SEAL" part.

• Kensi Blye : [wiggling her tush in front of Deeks]  Touchê, touchê, you cannot not touch my touchê.

  Marty Deeks : Okay, that's a human resource violation and it's going in my report to Hetty.

• Sam Hanna : Your lucky number is the atomic weight of helium?

  Eric Beale : And you call me a geek?

  Marty Deeks : Helium makes you talk funny.

  Sam Hanna : Makes you think funny too.