Heaven's Door (2012)
Joanna Cassidy: Ruth Christensen
Quotes
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Ruth Christensen : Grandpa used to say "Death was Life's way of saying 'You're fired.'"
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Julie Taylor : Well, at least... at least Dad didn't suffer.
Ruth Christensen : No, God bless him. He left the rest of us to do that.
Julie Taylor : You just can't forgive him for dying, can you?
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Ruth Christensen : I'm not helpless! I'm old!
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Ruth Christensen : What about YOUR children? They gonna be allowed to believe when they want?
Julie Taylor : I will decide when it's time for them to decide.
Ruth Christensen : Sheep dip.
Julie Taylor : Why?
Ruth Christensen : For the same reason Halloween isn't any fun in a nudist colony.
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Leo Taylor : How come it's always the man who has to change?
Ruth Christensen : Because men are the ones that start these problems.
Leo Taylor : It's a good thing we have the women there to... point that out for us.
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Ruth Christensen : [on phone to Mitch] She'll be there when she gets there, nimrod.
[hangs up]
Julie Taylor : Just once, Mom, I wish you'd say what you really mean.
Ruth Christensen : I can't. I'm trying to give up that kind of language.
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Ruth Christensen : Come on, you owe me.
Riley Taylor : I do?
Ruth Christensen : Yeah, you do. It says so in the Bible. You have to honor your grandmother and tell her stuff.