- Madhukar Rane: [voiceover] Isn't it strange? The place where the sick are given a ray of hope also earns our hatred.
- Durga Rane-Daughter: Brother has scored a century. He's not out. And, he'll make two hundred runs tomorrow.
- Madhukar Rane: Go tell that to our grocer. See if he gives us a discount.
- Durga Rane-Daughter: Dad, you don't appreciate talent.
- Madhukar Rane: What's so special about a hundred runs?
- Durga Rane-Daughter: Huh?
- Madhukar Rane: If cricket could feed the hungry, nobody in Mumbai would have died of hunger.
- Shrinivas Rane-Son: What are you making?
- Madhukar Rane: Potatoes.
- Shrinivas Rane-Son: Yuck! I'm fed up with eating potatoes everyday.
- Madhukar Rane: I wanted to prepare a banquet but, unfortunately, the millionaire Dhirubhai did not marry my mother, you ass!
- Shrinivas Rane-Son: I got selected in the first thirty probables.
- Madhukar Rane: Achrekar, from my office, captained the under-seventeen team. He's a peon now.
- Shrinivas Rane-Son: If Sachin Tendulkar had a father like you, he'd have been a nobody.
- Madhukar Rane: No, that's not what I meant.
- Madhukar Rane: Please change his dentures.
- Dsouza: Hey, my teeth are intact.
- Madhukar Rane: Then eat these nuts and prove it.