Mad Buddies (2012)
Alfred Ntombela: Minister Nda
Quotes
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Kelsey : Yesterday, at the wedding reception of the daughter of the newly appointed Minister of tourism, Silas Nda, two local men, Beast Buthelezi and Boetie de Wett, destroyed the event in a racist brawl. You're being charged with malicious damage to property and disrupting the peace. And Minister Nda here intends...
Minister Mda : To see you both go to jail for a long time!
Kelsey : Unless you both agree to some therapy.
Beast Buthelezi : Yes!
Boetie de Wett : Therapy is good.
Beast Buthelezi : We need therapy!
Boetie de Wett : We are real stuff-ups.
Kelsey : So this is what you're going to do. You are going to walk from here to Gauteng together.
Beast Buthelezi : What?
Boetie de Wett : Walk? That's 600 kilometers!
Minister Mda : It's a penalty for your racist behavior!
Beast Buthelezi : I am not racist!
Boetie de Wett : Nor me. I can speak Zulu.
[subtitled]
Boetie de Wett : He's an idiot.
Beast Buthelezi : And I find white ladies sexy.
Minister Mda : But the country and the rest of the world believe that you are racist!
Kelsey : So you are going to walk together to prove that you can get along.
Beast Buthelezi : We hate each other!
Boetie de Wett : I hate him.
Kelsey : Would you rather stay here in jail?
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Kelsey : Okay. The rules. You may not catch a lift on anything. You have to walk. And you must stay away from all the major roads.
[hands Boetie a map]
Kelsey : This is a map of your route. I'm sure you'll find a picturesque. Wallets and cellphones.
Beast Buthelezi : Huh?
Kelsey : Mm-hmm.
Boetie de Wett : [as he and Beast take out their wallets and cellphones] You want us to do this thing without money?
Kelsey : Relax. This trip is on me.
[takes Beast's wallet and cellphone]
Kelsey : Thank you.
[takes Boetie's wallet and cellphone]
Kelsey : Thank you.
[hands Boetie and Beast some money]
Kelsey : Here's R200 each.
Boetie de Wett : R200? 200 bucks won't even fill this tank once! He's obese!
Minister Mda : Uh-uh! He's Beast!
Beast Buthelezi : Yeah, Minister!
Kelsey : You have to cross the finish line together as friends. This is not a race. It's a test.
Minister Mda : Yes, and my job is on the line.
Kelsey : And we have got spies out there to make sure that the two of you do not cheat.
Minister Mda : As Mandela says, "It's a long walk to freedom."
Beast Buthelezi : What is the price?
Kelsey : Hmm...
[considers this very carefully]
Boetie de Wett : You.
Kelsey : Well, you never know your luck. So we'll see you in Johannesburg, Gauteng.
[walks over to Beast and kisses him on the cheek, then walks over to Boetie and kisses him on the cheek]
Kelsey : So good luck. Remember, this isn't a race. Bye! Well, go on.