Quotes
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Tommy Merlyn : Now by my rough estimate, you have not had sex in 1,839 days. As your wingman, I highly recommend Carmen Golden.
Oliver Queen : Which one is she?
Tommy Merlyn : The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver Queen : What's Twilight?
Tommy Merlyn : You're so better off not knowing.
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Tommy Merlyn : [leaving Thea's room] Did you notice how hot your sister's gotten?
[Ollie glares at him]
Tommy Merlyn : Because I have not.
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Thea Queen : You did not come back from a deserted island with a souvenir.
Oliver Queen : It's a hozen. And in Buddhism it means reconnecting. I kept it in hopes in one day, it would reconnect me with you.
Tommy Merlyn : A rock! That is sweet. You know, I want one of those t-shirts that says "my friend was a castaway and all I got was this crappy shirt."
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Tommy Merlyn : [first words after Oliver's rescue] What did I tell you. Yachts suck.
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Tommy Merlyn : Everyone is happy you're live, and you wanna see the one person who isn't?
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Oliver Queen : Hello, Laurel.
[after Ollie said that to Laurel shocked face]
Oliver Queen : [go for a walked] You said you would.
Laurel Lance : Yeah. Everyone's proud.
Oliver Queen : Adam Hunt's a heavy hitter. You sure you wanna get in the ring with him?
Laurel Lance : Five years and you wanna talk about Adam Hunt?
Oliver Queen : [shake head no] No. Not Really.
Laurel Lance : [stop walk] Why are you here, Ollie?
Oliver Queen : To apologize. It was my fault. I want to ask you not to blame her.
Laurel Lance : For what? Falling under your spell? How could I possibly blame her for doing the same thing I did?
Oliver Queen : I never meant...
Laurel Lance : She was my sister. I couldn't be angry because she was dead. I couldn't grieve because I was angry... That's what happens when your sister dies while screwing your boyfriend... We buried an empty coffin... because her body was at the bottom of the ocean where you left her... it should have been you.
Oliver Queen : I know it is too late to say this but I am sorry.
Laurel Lance : Yeah, I am sorry, too. I had hoped you'd rot in hell a lot longer than five years.
[Laurel walk away from Oliver and back to work]
Laurel Lance : [Laurel walked and saw Tommy arrive back at the worked] how'd you think that was gonna go, Tommy.
Tommy Merlyn : [after he saw Laurel] About like that.
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Tommy Merlyn : Dinah Laurel Lance. Always trying to save the world.
Laurel Lance : Hey, if I don't try to save it, who will?
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Laurel Lance : Oh, come on, Merlyn, we both know that you're not a one-girl type of guy.
Tommy Merlyn : Depends on the girl.
