The Office (TV Series)
Work Bus (2012)
Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone
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Quotes
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Pam Beesly : [singing the shibuya role call song] My name is Pam, I like to paint, you think you're better, oh no you ain't!
Kevin Malone : [singing] My name is Kevin, that is my name, they call me Kevin, cuz that's my name
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Kevin Malone : I insult you, Oscar.
Oscar Martinez : What?
Kevin Malone : I insult you. To your face.
Oscar Martinez : I don't know what you're talking about.
Kevin Malone : Then why don't you do something about it?
Oscar Martinez : Kevin, are you trying to get me to hit you in the face with my pie?
Kevin Malone : You don't have the guts. You stupid. Dumb. Doo-Doo face.
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Kevin Malone : Well now I don't even feel like pie... wait... no, it's back.
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Kevin Malone : That's only 20 minutes from now. The pie shop is 13 miles away. So at 55 miles an hour, that just gives us 5 minutes to spare.
Angela Martin-Lipton : So wait, when pies are involved you can suddenly do math in your head?
Oscar Martinez : Hold on, Kevin. How much is 19154 pies divided by 61 pies?
Kevin Malone : 314 pies.
Oscar Martinez : What if it were salads?
Kevin Malone : Well... it's the... carry the 4... it doesn't work.