Barefoot (I) (2014)
Scott Speedman: Jay Wheeler
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Quotes
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Daisy Kensington : Why can't we just fly back on the plane?
Jay Wheeler : Because I violated my probation and you're an escaped mental patient.
Daisy Kensington : Is that bad?
Jay Wheeler : Yeah, that's bad.
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Jay Wheeler : What did you do?
Daisy Kensington : I threw his keys away.
Jay Wheeler : Why?
Daisy Kensington : Cuz if you go to jail, we can't be together.
Jay Wheeler : You are hardcore.
Daisy Kensington : I am.
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Jay Wheeler : Whats the matter?
Daisy Kensington : You're standing on my toes...
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Nurse Susan : You're single because you're an asshole.
Jay Wheeler : Well, yeah, but an interesting and fun asshole.
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Probation Officer : [reading] Mr. Wheeler has continued to exhibit, through a series of offences, DUI, resisting arrest, criminal speeding, participation in unlicensed gaming, and now aggravated assault, that he is combative, disruptive and has a general disregard for simple rules and regulations. He also seems incapable of obeying the law.
Jay Wheeler : Whoever wrote that just... just gets me.
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Daisy Kensington : I can't eat this!
Jay Wheeler : Why Not?
Daisy Kensington : I think it's Fancy Feast!
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Jay Wheeler : Basic human emotions are not my strong suit.
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Jay Wheeler : Hey, don't you have somebody locked up in your basement that you need to go torture, or something like that?
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Jay Wheeler : Okay, you're gonna have to drive for a while.
Daisy Kensington : I don't know how to drive.
Jay Wheeler : Right.
Daisy Kensington : My mom said that driving gets you pregnant.
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[first lines]
Jay Wheeler : [morning after] Hey. Hey, uh, listen, I'm gonna take off. Do you mind locking the door on the way out?
Pretty Twenty-Something : You *aren't* going to buy me breakfast, are you?