The Office (TV Series)

Angry Andy (2012)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity, so congratulations on that.

  Nellie Bertram : What do you mean?

  Dwight Schrute : Erin made it clear to me that he was unable to perform sexually last night. By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large it was like I was wearing no blanket at all. Wow, I knew you'd win, but you just demolished him. I'm a little bit jelaous, actually. Reduced him to a mere ant.

• Dwight Schrute : You know, my rectal electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only, but I could let you rent it.