The Office (TV Series)
Turf War (2012)
Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : All right, well, enjoy the alumni game.
Dwight Schrute : Good, we have a deal?
Jim Halpert : Thanks, Janet.
Dwight Schrute : Thanks so much, Earl.
Jim Halpert : Wow, simultaneous sale.
Dwight Schrute : And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!
Jim Halpert : Screw 'em.
Andy Bernard : Lot going on, guys. What's happening?
Jim Halpert : Binghamton branch closed last night and their clients are up for grabs.
Andy Bernard : That was a fine branch. Things are really bad under Robert California, I guess. It's like a festival of poo.
Jim Halpert : Hey, hey, come on, language.
Dwight Schrute : Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
Jim Halpert : In the fridge.
Dwight Schrute : No, Jim, the butt, in his butt.
Jim Halpert : Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers. There's too many potential clients.
Stanley Hudson : You two better watch yourselves.
Phyllis Vance : Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy you're taking New York clients.
Robert California : Shh... shh...
[vomits in trash can]
Jim Halpert : Robert?
Oscar Martinez : Why did Binghamton close?
Robert California : Can everyone just, please... I had a one-man saturnalia last night, in celebration of the finalization of my divorce. I got into a case of Australian reds, and - how should I say this - Columbian whites. What - what is this about, uh, Binghamton?
Kevin Malone : The branch closed. Forever.